Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Pictures Of Baby Jesus

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Pictures Of Baby Jesus Biography
Memorable Quotes from
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?
Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.…
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger
 Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!
Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?
Jean Girard: Hakuna Matata bitches!
Jean Girard: Will you be my... Katie Couric?
Jean Girard: You taste like America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: [On the telephone with Ricky Bobby] Ricky, I think your house is haunted.
Ricky Bobby: Cal, that is a new house! It just has a lot of creaks and moans and groans in it!
[pauses]
Ricky Bobby: Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway?
Ricky Bobby: Be first or be last!
Susan: Ricky Bobby is not a thinker! Ricky Bobby is a driver!
Ricky Bobby: [pauses] Susan, I've never heard you talk like this before!
Chip: [to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to lets your sons talk to their grandfather like this?
Ricky Bobby: Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!
Carley Bobby: If we wanted two little girls, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!
Ricky Bobby: [after a girl flashes him] Please be 18.
Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as wse call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: MMM
Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...
Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whatever you want.
Ricky Bobby: If you don't chew Big Red, then f(beep) you!
Ricky Bobby: Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders.
Ricky Bobby: I am too drunk to taste this chicken
Ricky Bobby: I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Lucius Washington: [trying to remove a knife in Ricky's leg] Let's use this knife to pry it out!
Walker: Old man I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Texas Ranger: I'm all jacked up on moun
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!
Ricky Bobby: Pepe le
Carley Bobby: [During a fight with grandpa about the children] If we wanted us some wusses we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman.
Ricky Bobby: From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Mexican for a fighting chicken.
Ricky Bobby: I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!
Reese Bobby: There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
Ricky Bobby: I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors
Lucius Washington: Okay, we have got to get that car back onto the race track or our sponsors are gonna **** a chicken. Now I'm gonna ask you: do any of you guys wanna go fast?
Ricky Bobby: I wanna go fast!
Ricky Bobby: Are we gonna get it on now?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, theres something special about him...
Ricky Bobby: Because it was Jesus right...
Cal Naughton, Jr.: yeah...
Ricky Bobby: [while signing autographs] I'd love to sign your baby!
Ricky Bobby: Boys, How was school today?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chips war medals off the bridge.
Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong
Texas Ranger: Chip! I am gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah! Go on and get some boys!
Texas Ranger: I am gonna seriously kick you in the back of the head
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on man
Chip: You gonna let your sons talk to me like that. I'm their grandfather. I'm their elder.
Ricky Bobby: I sure am. I love how they are talking to you.
Carley Bobby: If we wanted up some wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman.
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